{"product_id":"im-on-a-boat-patch-shield","title":"I'm On A Boat Patch Shield","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\" data-sourcepos=\"67:1-67:294;2744-3037\"\u003eThree words, one very good excuse. Whether you're actually on the water or just wish you were, this patch says it plainly. Same shield silhouette as the rest of our patch collection — navy ground, tan embroidered border, a red accent on \"ON\" — with a little rope detailing to keep it nautical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\" data-sourcepos=\"69:1-69:127;3039-3165\"\u003ePerfect for the friend who answers every text with \"can't, on the boat,\" or for anyone who wants their gear to do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered shield patch, navy with tan and red thread\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIron-on or sew-on backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHigh-coverage embroidery \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eApprox. 3\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Preserve East","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53943487562044,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/8708\/4092\/files\/680ED24C-8C71-4A1B-A4FF-02C9807BB8A6.jpg?v=1785202068","url":"https:\/\/preserveeast.com\/products\/im-on-a-boat-patch-shield","provider":"Preserve East","version":"1.0","type":"link"}